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    Dirty Fan Male Genuine Letters Written to Porn Stars

    Trunk
      • 1. I Am A Pervert
      • 2. They Make My Cock Rock Hard
      • 3. Martin's First Letter
      • 4. Just Like Hilary Clinton
      • 5. Keeping Sexy With Girls
      • 6. Poor Old Ken
      • 7. By A Thursday
      • 8. Woman Feets
      • 9. Martin's Second Letter
      • 10. A Blow Job Worth Reebering
      • 11. My Big Rising Willie
      • 12. Elvis, The Unluckiest Guy In The World
      • 13. Shawshank Redemption (But It Isn't)
      • 14. My Special Message: Penis
      • 15. Piccadilly Manchester
      • 16. Female Bum Conscious Aware
      • 17. You Really Turn Me On
      • 18. I Am Gorilla
      • 19. Don Male
      • 20. I Want To Hold Your Hand
      • 21. Dear Sexy Charmaine
      • 22. Dale
      • 23. Martin's Third Letter
      • 24. Diana, Princess Of Wales
      • 25. I Want To Enlarge My Cock
      • 26. Strawberries & Cream
      • 27. Dirty Letter In Sex
      • 28. My Robotics Project
      • 29. Spunky Arthur
      • 30. Yours Sincerely Lionel
      • 31. My Robotics Project
      • 32. Suck You Out
      • 33. I Ham A Man
      • 34. Martin's Fourth Letter
      • 35. Feed My Cat
      • 36. Does It Go Crossways?
      • 37. I'm Worried
      • 38. Shaking That Bare Bum Cleavage Between
      • 39. Carol Smillie And Carol Vorderman (Live At Wisbey's)

      Filthy! Hilarious! Disturbing! Great!!

      This is the dirty fan male, a recording of genuine letters sent to pornstars. Here you will hear heartbreaking illiteracy, twisted words of passion, sexual tragedy and some of the kinkiest thoughts ever scrawled by man.

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